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… whatcha looking at, John?

… whatcha looking at, John?

(Source: fideliant)

uughh misunderstandings

kinklock:

As I’m semi obsessed with John and Sherlock constantly misunderstanding each other (which keeps them apart in a great classic romantic obstacle way), I’ve been making a list of all the miscommunications between the boys, which has amounted to this:

  • The first dinner at Angelo’s - they don’t technically misunderstand each other at the time, but this conversation is really the beginning of misunderstanding each other. John leaves this conversation with the understanding that Sherlock is not interested in anything, and Sherlock leaves it assuming he read John’s interest in him incorrectly
  • John corrects Friend to Colleague with Sebastian because he wants to be taken seriously in the context of The Work, which Sherlock interprets as him not considering them friends
  • Sherlock acting distant about the bomb victims further supports John’s understanding of Sherlock as a sociopath, when this is really just a coping mechanism for Sherlock
  • Moriarty threatening to burn the heart out of Sherlock - John does not get this very likely is referring to him
  • Sherlock making fun of John’s porn on his laptop, and later, poems to his girlfriends are him acting out in jealousy - John interprets this as Sherlock just being an annoying dick to him
  • John thinks Sherlock is attracted to Irene and that all of his strange behaviour in ASIB is related to her - Sherlock actually only fuddles his words once Irene starts to flirt with John and John smiles back, he also provides Irene with the airplane seating deduction while staring directly at John (and also indicates he doesn’t want her praise, but mentions John’s praise with apparent derision ~ why mention John’s praise if he wanted Irene’s?)
  • Related to this, John interprets Sherlock not “having the last word” with Irene to mean she’s special to him, when really it’s that Irene can’t get him to have a conversation with her, while we’re shown in this same episode Sherlock’s conversations with John never end even when he’s not present
  • John thinks Sherlock overheard him at the Battersea Station, and him not responding to John’s “how are we feeling about that” question is a second rejection of John’s possible interest (first being dinner at Angelo’s), meanwhile Sherlock thinks John is either asking him about Irene or about to restate his “I’m not actually gay” stance from earlier
  • John also likely thinks Sherlock keeping Irene’s phone means he was interested in her 
  • Sherlock acts crazy at the start of and throughout Hounds, mostly because he’s terrified of his emotions overpowering his reason - this includes what he’s feeling for John - John again interprets this to be Sherlock being an annoying dick who puts The Work above all else and loses it when he doesn’t have it
  • in TRF, Sherlock does not understand why John would be upset about Sherlock’s reputation and the public disliking him
  • After TRF, John does not know Sherlock jumped to protect him or about what Sherlock endured during their separation, John just thinks Sherlock didn’t trust him - they do resolve this aspect with the apology, but John still doesn’t know about the protection aspect
  • Sherlock did not know he was John’s best friend (this gets cleared up)
  • Sherlock probably thinks he is not as special as he actually is to John in general, especially after seeing John with Sholto 
  • John may believe that Sherlock slept with Janine
  • John “doesn’t understand” that Sherlock shooting Magnussen was for him, and very likely doesn’t really understand what Sherlock means on the tarmac

basically they gonna need to talk out a lot when they get together 

I don’t agree 100% with all of these, but most of them! It’s sooo frustrating!

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pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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I’m Canadian and I 1000% approve this message!

thegingerbatch:

dragonsbain:

anigrrrl2:

jennaknowsash:

I really really wish we could actually see John’s expression in this. It looks awesome. He’s kinda raising his eyebrows at him maybe like Yeah babe, what was your hand doing there? Like I said before I don’t mind…
Did they have to blur it cause Mr I-can-do-that-with-a-look said too much with his look?

Did they have to blur it cause Mr I-can-do-that-with-a-look said too much with his look?
YES.


Martin probably flattened everyone with a look so they had to blur him out.

The line here is “I’d love to have gone further”, that’s when Sherlock jerks his arm away. And even with his face blurred, you can tell Martin’s raising his eyebrows at him. Eh? EH?

I love this. :)

thegingerbatch:

dragonsbain:

anigrrrl2:

jennaknowsash:

I really really wish we could actually see John’s expression in this. It looks awesome. He’s kinda raising his eyebrows at him maybe like Yeah babe, what was your hand doing there? Like I said before I don’t mind…

Did they have to blur it cause Mr I-can-do-that-with-a-look said too much with his look?

Did they have to blur it cause Mr I-can-do-that-with-a-look said too much with his look?

YES.

Martin probably flattened everyone with a look so they had to blur him out.

The line here is “I’d love to have gone further”, that’s when Sherlock jerks his arm away.

And even with his face blurred, you can tell Martin’s raising his eyebrows at him. Eh? EH?

I love this. :)

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because The Imitation Game trailer was released today ✧


His eyes in this entire film - I foresee them being cited as my cause of death on my tombstone. His precious face. I can’t even.

because The Imitation Game trailer was released today

His eyes in this entire film - I foresee them being cited as my cause of death on my tombstone. His precious face. I can’t even.

(Source: batchedbybenny)

silent-fun:

LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS


He really, really is. :)))))

silent-fun:

LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS

He really, really is. :)))))

The only person that should be pardoning anybody is him. Hopefully, the film will bring to the fore what an extraordinary human being he was and how appalling (his treatment was). It’s a really shameful, disgraceful part of our history.

- Benedict Cumberbatch saying something we should keep in mind as we get excited about the film (via cinemaseas)

sakibatch:

THIS WILL HAPPEN!

If he doesn’t win, I will be howling profanities, alone in my apartment. :P

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cumberbear:

The fact that Mary doesn’t even apologise to Sherlock when she shot him and killed him and caused him months of pain and suffering and internal bleeding. 

Yup. Or thank him for killing the man who was blackmailing her.